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Tormented Vision of Trolls

How did I forget how AWESOME Rhapsody of Fire is!?

I would have to say That Rhapsody of fire is one of (if not) my favorite bands. I used to love them so very much, but in the past years I started listening to Kamelot, and they kinda got pushed into a corner. How could I have been so cruel?

Now I have them in my life once again. It is a joyous day.

I was sad to see Roy Khan go from Kamelot, but that concert without him turned into a blessing in disguise (no offence Roy). “Why” you might ask, and I will tell you that is because I was able to see Fabio Lione LIVE…IN PERSON!

I would have to say that he has my favorite voice out of any singer, and I am glad that I have been able to hear him sing in both Rhapsody and in Kamelot.How did I ever get so lucky?

Kingdoms of Amalur

Okay, so I was expecting to enjoy Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, but not as much as I am.

But seriously people. This game is taking all the parts that made Dragon Age good, mixing it with a little dash of Elderscrolls, and then improving what they have. I may be over hyping this for other people, but for me this is exactly how it is. It is pure magic.

Not to mention… R.A. Salvatore. I am so happy I could just dance.

(Does this count as dancing?)

This is seriously my exact thoughts on the subject.

Why are BBC comedy shows flawless?

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I glad we’re all finally having the long waited battle against Soap

The denizens of the internet have always had their struggles with soap

Thank you snow

While I do enjoy the snow, I don’t enjoy everything that comes with it. I have never before wanted to go the store as badly as I do when there is nearly a foot of fresh snow here in the Pacific Northwest.

On top of that the power was out for about and hour, came back, then went out again. Not having any power has completely thrown off my day. I feel as though my world is slowly being turned upside down right before my own eyes.

I just wish everything was normal. We can keep the snow, but not on the road or near any power lines. GOD DAMMIT!!!!! The lights just flickered again! What in the hell is going on at the power station? 

Is someone trying to sabotage my life? Do they not want me to post this information? OMG! Am I like Sherlock? Did someone plant some information on me, and now I am somehow putting it into this text? 

If this is the case than the world needs me to continue with this writing. If this is the last time you hear from me than please find the secret that may, or may not, be hidden in these words.

…wow just a bit off topic there at the end

Opprotunity

I’ve always wanted to have some sort of Popsicle dick sucking action, but have neer really had it before.

Here’s a question for you…

fereldengreywardens:

Why can’t people seem to follow directions? I just want to…

It’s not that hard. I mean, really. It isn’t.

At the gym i go to, there is a circuit of weight machines and little platforms for cardio workout. like they have at Curves. The point is to alternate between machine and cardio, going around the room, until you have been on every machine.  But! Every time my mother or I are at the gym someone is doing it wrong.

-Sometimes people go the wrong direction even though there are numbers on the floor that show order.

-Some people spend more time on the machine than they should. If you want to use a specific machine, go to the main area where they have all of these same machines.

-Some people just ignore everything and only jump from machine to machine. Again, they are all out in the main area.

-There are also several instances of people who don’t wipe down the machines. With all the signs on the walls it’s pretty clear, I also just figured it’s common courtesy. I don’t care as much as some people do about sitting in someone elses sweat, but plenty of people do. The stations where you can get cleaning supplies are everywhere in the gym to.

Today I saw someone not only doing all these things, but he was also using the machines wrong. I mean…he is seriously going to injure himself the way he uses those machines…

I sincerely hope he doesn’t, but I don’t want to deal with those people. So:

I just thought that after a certain point, people would have learned how to follow basic directions. I mean, we spend our whole lives learning to and then following directions.

Just have a little courtesy and don’t make things more difficult for the people following the rules.

If you sat through this rant, thank you. Have some confetti! :D

 

I see your confetti, and I will 1-up it! Thanks for the confetti though. 

random-shit-cause-im-bored:

this never gets old. fucking skyrim xD

Why did I have to start searching Fus Ro Dah on tumblr, why?

gogoallybear:

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Reblog with a GIF you saved that’s applicable to almost no situations yet you have it anyway.

anal-is-like-pooping-but-worse:

pecha-poffin:

guardofvoid:

technologicalsextoy:

cappitak:

tirn33:

doctorharleenquinzell:

obscurebside:

pretty much every gif in my folder but this is my most recent one

also this

I would have to say this, but I’m in the same boat. My whole folder.

WHERE’S MA MONEY?!?

Man I just hit up my sister for some money she owes me, and part of me felt really bad. That is, until I realized that I was almost like an old school mobster loan shark. After I had that feeling I was filled with epic amounts of swag. The club can’t even handle me right now, and by the club I mean my bedroom. GOD! I am filled with such awkward swag at the moment. I can’t even begin to explain.