nipple-lights: Usopp, pls How can you wear the weirdest freaking outfits… …and still be so damn attractive? FREAKING. This may be the single sexiest person ever. I need to go change my pants now.
How did I forget how AWESOME Rhapsody of Fire is!?
I would have to say That Rhapsody of fire is one of (if not) my favorite bands. I used to love them so very much, but in the past years I started listening to Kamelot, and they kinda got pushed into a corner. How could I have been so cruel? Now I have them in my life once again. It is a joyous day. I was sad to see Roy Khan go from Kamelot, but that concert without him turned into a blessing...
Kingdoms of Amalur
Okay, so I was expecting to enjoy Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning, but not as much as I am. But seriously people. This game is taking all the parts that made Dragon Age good, mixing it with a little dash of Elderscrolls, and then improving what they have. I may be over hyping this for other people, but for me this is exactly how it is. It is pure magic. Not to mention… R.A. Salvatore. I...
I glad we're all finally having the long waited...
The denizens of the internet have always had their struggles with soap
Thank you snow
While I do enjoy the snow, I don’t enjoy everything that comes with it. I have never before wanted to go the store as badly as I do when there is nearly a foot of fresh snow here in the Pacific Northwest. On top of that the power was out for about and hour, came back, then went out again. Not having any power has completely thrown off my day. I feel as though my world is slowly being...
I’ve always wanted to have some sort of Popsicle dick sucking action, but have neer really had it before.
Here's a question for you...
fereldengreywardens: Why can’t people seem to follow directions? I just want to… It’s not that hard. I mean, really. It isn’t. At the gym i go to, there is a circuit of weight machines and little platforms for cardio workout. like they have at Curves. The point is to alternate between machine and cardio, going around the room, until you have been on every machine. But! Every time my mother...
Reblog with a GIF you saved that's applicable to...
anal-is-like-pooping-but-worse: pecha-poffin: guardofvoid: technologicalsextoy: cappitak: tirn33: doctorharleenquinzell: obscurebside: pretty much every gif in my folder but this is my most recent one also this I would have to say this, but I’m in the same boat. My whole folder.
WHERE'S MA MONEY?!?
Man I just hit up my sister for some money she owes me, and part of me felt really bad. That is, until I realized that I was almost like an old school mobster loan shark. After I had that feeling I was filled with epic amounts of swag. The club can’t even handle me right now, and by the club I mean my bedroom. GOD! I am filled with such awkward swag at the moment. I can’t even begin to...
Go to Hell Phillip!
Just finished playing Penumbra: Black Plague. I can’t believe how much I hate Phillip after everything is over and done. I still have Requiem to play, but I highly doubt that it will redeem him. I hope a rock worm eats your stupid head you monkey!
So I’m using this new voice recognition extension in chrome so I don’t have to type when searching things. It is fairly accurate (was able to recognize “penumbra” and “sherlock holmes in the 22nd century” on the first try), but today it messed up epicly. I don’t even know if I can say messed up. I said “Belmont” (cause i am all fanboy for...
anal-is-like-pooping-but-worse: why is it i want to watch legends of awesomeness what is hapen to me On that note; off to watch another episode of Legends of Awesomeness! WHEEEW
anal-is-like-pooping-but-worse: icanbeadicksometimes: I’m sure you all have those people who you follow that you always know when they are online. You can tell they are because the put about 30 new posts on you dash in roughly 10 minutes. That always makes my day… oh wait, NO IT DOESN’T You know who you are I’m gonna be off Tumblr for maybe 30 minutes, and watch… you will...
I’m sure you all have those people who you follow that you always know when they are online. You can tell they are because the put about 30 new posts on you dash in roughly 10 minutes. That always makes my day… oh wait, NO IT DOESN’T You know who you are
You always know an OTP when you see one
anal-is-like-pooping-but-worse: icanbeadicksometimes: Who loves you? Who loves you? Me love you of course! Me love you always… If ever there was an OTP for me in the Kung Fu Panda universe, it would be Tigress and that Dr. Goat puppet from the first episode of Legends of Awesomeness. I was on the fence about this show until I saw this part. Flawless. #I think i just pooped a little. dan...
I wish I had a boyfriend...
fereldengreywardens: To protect me from the Tuurngaits at night… You misspelled “gun”
You always know an OTP when you see one
Who loves you? Who loves you? Me love you of course! Me love you always… If ever there was an OTP for me in the Kung Fu Panda universe, it would be Tigress and that Dr. Goat puppet from the first episode of Legends of Awesomeness. I was on the fence about this show until I saw this part. Flawless.
Why Oak, Why?
Never ever give Professor Oak your Poke’mon. Look at what he is doing to then. Someone call the police!
Okay... Now I Like Applejack
This needs no explanation.
You know Nicholas Cage is a paradox. Whenever I think “man his acting sucks” than I watch his movies and I find all these good parts of it. Then when I think “he is a pretty good actor after all” I go out and find his acting to be repulsive. It’s like he is whatever you think he isn’t, but one thing’s for sure…He sure isn’t Godzilla!
Why you gotta be such a dick buddy
Seriously how can he be the called The American Hero, or Boy Scout when all he does is be a total dickhead. Actually no. I take that back, because that would be an isnult to my penis. *sorry penis I didn’t mean it*
Unless it's Piderman
I have made it clear that my bedroom is a spider free zone. Any spiders violating this rule forfeit their right to live.
At least we know that women are being taught how to know when they are in a healthy relationship.
Why can't you understand the circumstances
I hate it when you are trying to read someone’s shirt, think they are someone you know, looking at something past them, or just zoning out and happen to look in their direction and they notice all of a sudden. You quickly look away, but it is already too late and you know exactly how they view you in their mind.
I crave attention
This is how I feel whenever anyone replies or comments on anything I do. That little man inside me just goes crazy.
Proof that God has a sense of humor
I don’t care what anyone says dicks are hilarious no matter what the context is. THIS IS FINAL!
Not Olive Garden
I just ate dinner after not realizing I never ate today. Even though it was only veggie burgers, it felt like I was eating the fanciest, most expensive food ever.
Long live The King
This week Burger King said goodbye to their mascot…The King. He was amazing and will always be missed, however he will live on in our nightmares. We love you oh dark lord of burgers.
Reblog if it's okay to invade your ass box.
yay9000: Minus the box. Only in you are a doctor. Or have candy.
So there you have it. I finally have a tumblr account, and guess what, I am excited about it at a mediocre level. I will maybe have 2 followers total (my girlfriend and her sister), and that will be the story of my life. So yeah. But for real I don’t know if I am excited or if I am *meh* about it. I’m kinda like whateva we’ll see.